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Thank you, Jeremy Martin. Your story made my yesterday.

“Yes, this is a life-and-death situation,” Martin said. “I am getting ready to die because these guys are taking my money. We’re not playing around, here! Can you send a cop out here? Is this normal that you just take calls and not send a cop?”

Poor Jeremy got into quite a pickle when his McDonalds didn't cut the mustard...

...I believe this story proves that not receiving the correct amount of cash back will change your life...

Okay, I'm out of puns.